The crypto market is in the shitter, there’s no two ways about it. Until there is additional regulatory clarity and as investors await official guidance and direction from regulators and while ICO’s continue to be in the SEC’s crosshairs, short term most analysts have the market coming lower. The silver lining is that there is a TON of capital on the sidelines waiting to enter. So as Institutional funds and managers sit on their hands waiting to enter, sometimes you have to get a little creative to try and make money.
So, out of sheer boredom we got a wild hair and decided to try some gambling.. because if we’re going to continue to lose money sitting in a bear market, we might as well have a chance at making some money.
The following is our experience gambling with cryptocurrency on some of the Top Rated Bitcoin & Cryptocurrency provably fair online Casinos.
First You’ll Need To Buy Some Crypto (If You Haven’t Already)
Next We Joined Three of The Top “Provably Fair” Online Bitcoin Casinos
With blockchain and digital ledgers we also can make sure the Casino’s aren’t robbing us blind like in the past. Cryptography and the blockchain enable us as players to check and see if the games are Provably Fair as opposed to the past they robbed us blind.
In There Like Swimwear
Opening an account took less than 5 minutes. We transferred some Bitcoin & Ethereum over and funded each. In total I transferred approximately 3K in crypto split between the 3 Casinos prepared to lose it all should luck not be on our side.
First we started at Betchain the first game we tried out was 2 Million B.C.
There’s some big fucking pre-historic cat thing, a bee that’s buzzing around and some other confusing shit. Some people love this slot game, but I wasn’t impressed. Graphics were great, but for me that was about it.
Next I headed over to the Blackjack tables, where I’ve been known to suck and hand over some fairly hefty amounts of cash in my day. Seriously, if you see me in Vegas.. sit next to me. You’ll win. I at least bring some of the good jokes to the table.
Ok I’m not gonna lie.. this game is pretty awesome. From the graphics to the overall gameplay, this is a lot of fun. The type of game I could empty out my wallet to and not be completely upset.
Next I chose Slots Angels. This Slot game kicks ass. Seriously, this one is a lot of fun. I’m sure it didn’t hurt that I went on a winning streak and made money, but the gameplay is really cool.
There are tons of bonuses, instant prizes, progressive and standard jackpots as well as payout multipliers. This is hands down one of the best slots games I’ve played.
Betchain Starting Amount: 1K
Net Result: +2K
Next I headed over to BitStarz
Personally I am becoming a big fan of the BetSoft games, and I wasn’t disappointed by BitStarz’ selection.
Based on the famous movie The Godfather, this slot is a real journey in the gangsters’ world. It includes multiple bonuses and many way to gamble your way out of trouble. The bonuses include a simple bonus round, the underboss scatter bonus, the sneaky instant win bonus, and also the mob bonus.
There are a ton of extras in this one, but the best part of this one was when I go invited to the boss’ table and he threw a briefcase of money at me.
Next I tried More Gold Diggin’ which is a lot of fun. I don’t know a reason I selected this game other than the beard on the little guy and the squirrel/beaver/gopher thing looked very friendly.
BitStarz Starting Amount: 1K
Net Result: +3K
Next I headed over to mBit Casino and started with REvolution by Booming Games
A bunch of gangsta primates are in charge of this disaster and the whole action is brought to life by this slot video game. This is awesome. The graphics are insane, it’s a LIVE game and you get to make decisions that affect the outcome in the game.
This is seriously badass. I played this one for over an hour easily and I’ll be back for more. Win or lose, this game is awesome and I could also see this being slightly addicting. What a badass game.
Then, against my better judgement, I headed back over to the Blackjack tables, where I’ve been known to suck and hand over some fairly hefty amounts of cash in my day. Seriously, if you see me in Vegas.. sit next to me. You’ll win. If nothing else, I at least bring some of the good jokes to the table.
There’s nothing worse than playing with a dickhead that’s being an asshole and stressing out the entire table as he’s losing. That shit is stressful. I played next to a guy in Fort Lauderdale one time on vacation that was one bad hand away from going postal. Don’t be that guy.
Up a few hundred, next I thought I’d try my hand at some Blackjack. Lost it all.
Damn it. Must be blackjack, let’s try some poker. Reloaded another 1K in Bitcoin. It wasn’t just blackjack. FML Lost it all in poker too.
mBit Starting Amount: 1K
Net Result: Lost all of it, reloaded another 1K, Lost that too = -2000
Ok. That sucked. Heading back over to Betchain to try my luck there again.
Wasn’t a fan of this one, thought it sucked. I’m sure there are people who would love some of it’s features but I didn’t. That could be because I lost money playing and there wasn’t anything really entertaining about it while I was losing money.
Decent. Reeled in some fish, missed some others. The game description: 3D graphics matched by some pretty meaty payouts (although I didn’t see any) Didn’t lose too much, but didn’t love the game either.
Texas Hold Em’. I’m back. Let’s try this again.. I got hot and kept betting the max for a nice little streak. Won 3K!
Betchain Net Result: +3K
Headed back over to Bitstarz to try my luck again since I won the most there earlier.
Taboo by Endorphina, which is an homage to the worlds of whips, chains, and all things “adult”.
Alright this one made me laugh (while losing money) She whispers “submission” in a really sexy voice and I landed on the choker a couple times. I LOL’ed because of the choker graphics pulling her by a dog collar while her titties bounced.
I don’t laugh for long. She cracked her whip at me and brought the handcuffs out. My experience playing this game was confusing. I lost money, but I was ok with it and I was left the strangest semi. I guess if a game can fleece you of your cash and leave you with a chub it deserves some credit..
Taboo took my money, Tribe took my money and I was about to quit when I decided to try Greedy Goblins. This game is badass and I won.. alot.
I felt like a boss, and in my head this is what I looked like today
Hell yes. Now I’m probably hooked and guaranteed to return to all 3 Bitcoin Casino’s to give back all of my winnings and then some over the next couple of weeks. Of course I could win more, but my past history gambling says differently.
Overall this was a lot of fun and I made 10K in a day. Played for a full day which was a little much for me, but that’s pretty badass for a day of playing slots, poker and blackjack.
Until I give it all back of course. And I’ve made peace with that.
99% of the time this is me
BitStarz Net Result: +4K
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